One year ago, I wrote this. This year it just needed a title change. Everything else is exactly the same!
(Previously Titled – Meet my Boyfriend – as described by the Suburban Dictionary)
Handsomepants Handsomesaurus Rex;
Someone that is so shockingly good-looking that it causes a ripple effect of greatness through an entire city that causes everyone in his presence to high five him and it also makes unicorns no longer invisible.
Smartacus Humble Intellectualist;
Someone that is so extremely smarter than smart that calling a car ‘smart’ is an insult to his smartness and the government should be charging him a Smart Tax. This person usually comes from Roman Italian decent and is currently reading Einstein’s Theory of Relativity but is very humble in spite of being a great person and would never think to brag about it.
This describes a person that is witty, sharp and the cleverist of the clever. A cleversationist usually says intelligent things throughout the day, sometimes pertaining to time travel, the purpose of life…
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