Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so blessed! And this statue – it’s so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest hallucinations; I never would have imagined that this could ever validate my mediocrity. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your jealousy makes me feel right now!
You know, there are so many Napoleon Complex-suffering studio execs to thank! First off though, I want to pay off the person who nominated me Snarky Snatch, who looked deep within her Magic 8-Ball before giving me this fantastic award and inspired this ‘snarky’ acceptance speech! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my contract negotiations and to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the horns. And finally, to all the personal assistants I fired – I couldn’t have done it without you!
Ohhh…I want to thank everyone I’ve ever met in my entire life and pass on the nomination to 5 fellow bloggers that truly inspire me.
Love and a Six Foot Leash
Tiny Cat Pants
On a serious note, I am surprised every single day that anyone other than those obligated (my close friends and family) take the time to read my little blog. I’m very proud to add this award to my Trophy Case.
Thank you, Sincerely!