(Previously Titled – Meet my Boyfriend – as described by the Suburban Dictionary)
Handsomepants Handsomesaurus Rex;
Someone that is so shockingly good-looking that it causes a ripple effect of greatness through an entire city that causes everyone in his presence to high five him and it also makes unicorns no longer invisible.
Smartacus Humble Intellectualist;
Someone that is so extremely smarter than smart that calling a car ‘smart’ is an insult to his smartness and the government should be charging him a Smart Tax. This person usually comes from Roman Italian decent and is currently reading Einstein’s Theory of Relativity but is very humble in spite of being a great person and would never think to brag about it.
This describes a person that is witty, sharp and the cleverist of the clever. A cleversationist usually says intelligent things throughout the day, sometimes pertaining to time travel, the purpose of life, episode synopsis’ from The Office and has a knack for turning every conversation into a cleversation.
Best-Husband from Strongsville with a Bad-assatude;
The act of being strong and steadfast sometimes with Hulk-like abilities and is skilled in the art of keeping bad thoughts at bay who also lives in a predominately white upper-middle class neighborhood where Abercrombie and Fitch is the wardrobe supplier for 130% of the population. Also known for being tough as a $2 steak for fighting for what he believes in and treats his wife with such kindness that she feels like the luckiest girl on the planet.
- Crazy cat ladies don’t have boyfriends. (wildgeesethatfly.com)