If you are like me, there are always at least 2 people on your list that have everything or want nothing and you put off buying their gift until the very last minute. Here are a few last minute items that I suggest for any budget:
Finally a knife holder that calms the murderous rage we all feel for our ex’s! This five piece knife set includes every type of knife you’d typically use
to murder your ex, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.
Keep your hands warm and toasty with these stylish underwear gloves. These fingerless underwear gloves look just like real underwear and are made from 95% cotton, giving a comfortable feel while you parade around with men’s underwear for gloves.
Go The Fuck To Sleep is a children’s book for grown ups, a hilarious take on tired parents who just want their damn kids to go to sleep. Seriously kids, go the fuck to sleep already.
These hand made finger puppets wonderfully capture the essence of Bob Ross, the amazing man who taught us the joy of painting. With these finger puppets, you can keep Bob Ross’ legacy going by teaching a younger generation the joy of painting.
Very few people know of the amazing healing powers that bacon possesses. Bacon is so powerful, in fact, that they now make bacon bandaids to help quickly heal your open cuts and wounds. These novelty bacon bandaids are functional and tasty!
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Festivus Christmaskwanzikah Friends!