(Previously Titled – Meet my Boyfriend – as described by the Suburban Dictionary)
Handsomepants Handsomesaurus Rex;
Someone that is so shockingly good-looking that it causes a ripple effect of greatness through an entire city that causes everyone in his presence to high five him and it also makes unicorns no longer invisible.
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Smartacus Humble Intellectualist;
Someone that is so extremely smarter than smart that calling a car ‘smart’ is an insult to his smartness and the government should be charging him a Smart Tax. This person usually comes from Roman Italian decent and is currently reading Einstein’s Theory of Relativity but is very humble in spite of being a great person and would never think to brag about it.
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Cleversationist;
This describes a person that is witty, sharp and the cleverist of the clever. A cleversationist usually says intelligent things throughout the day, sometimes pertaining to time travel, the purpose of life, episode synopsis’ from The Office and has a knack for turning every conversation into a cleversation.
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Best-Husband from Strongsville with a Bad-assatude;
The act of being strong and steadfast sometimes with Hulk-like abilities and is skilled in the art of keeping bad thoughts at bay who also lives in a predominately white upper-middle class neighborhood where Abercrombie and Fitch is the wardrobe supplier for 130% of the population. Also known for being tough as a $2 steak for fighting for what he believes in and treats his wife with such kindness that she feels like the luckiest girl on the planet.
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Don’t think handsomepants and I would get along. I could never be with someone prettier than me.
It’s a pretty good trade off to be able to see unicorns.
Hilarious! What a lucky gal you are!
THIS made me laugh out loud! Thank you…
Peace, Jen
Reblogged this on wild geese that fly and commented:
One year ago, I wrote this. This year it just needed a title change. Everything else is exactly the same!
You better believe I’ll be using the term “cleversationist” on a regular basis after reading this post. Brilliant!
I’m glad to add something to your vocabulary Carly.
I have to add my voice to this and say–You’re positively LOVELY Mrs. Chandos..and you should definitely consider publishing your own new dictionary! You terminology is so very clever, you’re a wonderful writer and the new terms are delicious!
How often do two such wonderful & wonderfully-matched people happen across one anothers paths!! Thank God for His part!! He done good!!
Thank you!