1. blonde ambition recovering from Barbie blonderexia
Definition;
a brunette that thinks blonde hair will make them more attractive, therefore they spend thousands of dollars a year on highlights to become blonde. They are not satisfied with the boring color they were born with BUT have now fought off the compulsion to being so addicted to bleaching their hair that it’s white, flat and as monochromatic as Barbie.
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2. workalurkering workaholic with a workalanche
Definition;
A person who between working too hard when they SHOULD be on vacation AND includes various combinations of Facebook and twitter stalking in their daily work-life AND has a pile of “to do” stuff on their desk that gets so big it slides off and onto the floor, or chair or hapless victim.
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3. blogged-down with blogger guilt
Definition;
Used to describe a person that uses their blog or commenting on blogs to keep them from interacting with reality -WHILE- maintaining a constant fit of guilt, physical discomfort that occurs when they are too busy with an actual social or professional life to properly update their WordPress blog. Particularly prevalent in those who use weblogs as coping mechanisms.
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4. gluten for punishment
Definition;
the act of being ill from eating gluten and staging a stand-off with the toxic food industry by eating only salads and eggs – and using it as an excuse to never cook for your date.
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5. one upper downer
Definition;
Someone who tries constantly to out-do your bad personal experiences with their own bad stories, which in their eyes, is always worse.
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AND FINALLY…
6. suburban online-socialite
Definition;
Usually used to describe someone who believes they can accomplish whatever the hell they want in life EXCEPT sell their house located near a strip mall on the out-skirts of town because they are upside down on their mortgage BUT like to make their life look like a giant string of down-town happy hours on Facebook.
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i think i like you {———this———} much more now!
Haha! You are so kind! This one happens to be my new favorite (:
My god! You have over five-hundred followers. What… Can they not type!? If I had even a tenth as many follower, I would hope that the bastards might leave a bloody comment now and then.
I feel better now for getting that out.
Great post. Brilliant, as always
I think I have a lot of “gracious” followers that are supportive but don’t actually read it? Or they were busy yesterday? Or you and I don’t know what the hell we’re talking about and in reality this sucks?
Thanks for the one-upper downer though.
Well… I didn’t mean that as a one-upper downing statement. I was just surprised, seeings how I really like your stuff.
Ha! Yes, I know. That was just my snarky way of saying thank you for the compliment which probably won’t help me get more comments.
Tee he he!!! I thought this was great!!! Are these actual phrases used now?
A few things are mixed in there that I’ve heard. Woralanch is my favorite and it describes my desk perfectly. Thank you!
Oh man – the one uppers make me crazy! Fun post!
Thank you dear! It was a fun one to write
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I think I dated you once.
Or someone much like you.
haha!! I’m so number 2!! workalurkering workaholic with a workalanche, now I know the proper name
. I’m always working in a thousand things and always delayed with my work.
I just discovered your blog, it’s really cool stuff!!
Thanks for stopping by my Insanity Blog and giving it a like! Such a thing always brings about a smile
Thanks for liking Suburban Dictionary, Jeny. Feel free to add your awesome words to the website! http://www.suburbandictionary.net/