Flirting 101 – Ask if you can eat her eyeballs.

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Flirting 101 – Take-Aways

  1. Grow a soul patch.

  2. Flirt with children.

  3. Ask if it’s alright to eat her eyeballs.

  4. Flirt by role playing your future divorce.

When these tips work and you successfully land your first date with her by using the Blueberry Eyeballs Technique, here are some First Date tips to follow:

  1.  Show up.

  2.  Reserve the jealous, moody wild eyed crazy look for the second date.

  3. Wear all black so she knows you’re serious.

  4. Be honest – Go ahead and tell her you are a man whore.

When it all goes horribly wrong and she doesn’t return your text message asking her out on a second date, don’t assume you did anything wrong. Whatever you do, don’t analyze it to death. She may just be  busy alluding her stalker-ex-boyfriend, she may have just gotten assigned to a massive project at work that requires 2 months travel to Transylvania, her cat may be having some dental work done, she may have been captured by aliens and is recovering from intensive probing…you have no idea.  The important thing to remember is to just let it go and don’t beat yourself up about it.

If you find yourself still obsessing about it, please visit my friend’s blog post for today SnarkySnatch – Think you might be Wackadoo? Let WotWentWrong tell you.

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